- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

To never remember what the word if means

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to like justin beiber

The power to see via toe nails

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

Pointless Super Powers