The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to look TV

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!