the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!