the power to do nothing

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be an idiot.

the power to become translucent

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to read this sentence

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to break a Nokia

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to smell water.

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!