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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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75% levitation

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The power to be a snail

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to hovertate

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!