- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to read your own mind

The power to swim on land.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Pointless Super Powers