The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to be a snail

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!