The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!