get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to block your own powers

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!