The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!