The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to be heard in space

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!