The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!