The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have no power

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to block your own powers

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to eat socks

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!