The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to die

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!