The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!