- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to get fat in America

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to have gravity.

The power to be alone

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Pointless Super Powers