- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to see into the present.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

the power to die

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to die

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to run in slow motion

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers