- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

open up pickles glass

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be alone

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers