The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to eat socks

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!