- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to police irony

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Pointless Super Powers