The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!