the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to self destruct

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!