The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!