The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to kill you self.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to have no power

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be normal.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to become demented

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!