The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to self destruct

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!