The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!