The power to die at will

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!