- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to self destruct

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to poop standing up

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to jerk off with no hands.

Pointless Super Powers