The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have no powers

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!