The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the ability to die on command

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to eat socks

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to enter a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!