- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power drown in water

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

Pointless Super Powers