The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to self destruct

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!