- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Nope. Just nope.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers