The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

the power to see through clear glass.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

Really bendy thumbs.

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to die instantly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!