the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to make any glass of water into milk

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +65

power to fly when your underwater

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to pass out at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to fly in space

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to die on the spot and not revive

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The ability to open a door that was already open.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to microwave bread

thumb_up thumb_down +27

power to breath fire but only through your nose

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to erect your nipples at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to rite liek dis

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!