The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!