- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to be a snail

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Nothing

The power to be normal and average

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the ability to blow yourself

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to even

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to break bones at will.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

Pointless Super Powers