the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell whore

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!