the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die at will

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!