The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to die

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!