- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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blindness

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to die on command.

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to be poor for life

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Pointless Super Powers