The power to die on command.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!