the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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75% levitation

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be french.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!