the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!