The power to see via toe nails

The power to kill you self.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The ability to breathe out of water.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to die on command

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to see through windows

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to not have a brain!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!