The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to think of food

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!