the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to kill you self.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!