The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The ability to jump

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!