The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to die

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!