- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to be an idiot.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to control dairy products

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power think five times slower.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

Pointless Super Powers