the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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cry acid tears

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the power to die

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!