the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!