- Pointless Super Powers

the power to do nothing

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to become translucent

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to break bones at will.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to be an idiot.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to die

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!