- Pointless Super Powers

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to write comic books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to read your own mind

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.