- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to misspell

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to walk through air.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers