The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!