- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to obey gravity

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Pointless Super Powers