The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!