The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!