The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to read your own mind

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!