The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!