- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your eye color.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to be super ugly

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

To have the power to breathe

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to be french.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Pointless Super Powers