- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to understand irony.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to like charlie

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

Pointless Super Powers