the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to have no powers

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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blindness

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!