- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to read this.

The power to be a common person

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

Pointless Super Powers