- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have no superpower

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

the power to hear a dog whistle

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power think five times slower.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to turn into a tree.

Pointless Super Powers