the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!