The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The Power to Power

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to die

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!