- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power think five times slower.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to not care.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers