- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

32% Levitation.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to control mealworms

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to create a pointless superpower

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Pointless Super Powers