The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to be forever alone

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to pee any color

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!