The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to count to infinity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!