The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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boo

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!