- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to go to hell.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to fly, but only fly north

Justin Bieber

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to die on the spot and not revive

Pointless Super Powers